How To: Know a Lot About Nothing

A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
Picked up the wrong sandwich to chew
He took a big bite
Before spitting, in fright,
"OMG, WTF, BBQ!"



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    1. (via thedailywhat) I guess this is only funny if you’ve seen Kanye’s twitter.

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      I guess this is only funny if you’ve seen Kanye’s twitter.

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    2. What is THAT? Ew, what is that?

      Still better than watching this.

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    3. Is anyone else watching this with me tonight?

      ” BIG NEWS and Sneak Peek - Tim Ferriss TV Show Debut 12/4 

      The debut of my TV show — “Trial by Fire” — will air this Thursday, 12/4, at 11pm ET/PT on The History Channel. It’s been two years in the making.

      I’ve been told that the times are 11pm ET, 10pm CST, 9pm MT, and 11pm PST. Double check to be safe on the History Channel schedule.

      This could very well be the only time you are able to see this show. It’s a pilot and not guaranteed to become a series, so please tune in and also Tivo!”

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    4. "Obviously, as the “or” implies, we simply cannot be both human and dancers… As for myself, I can’t dance, so I am human. I also have soul, but I’m not a soldier. Oh man… can you even imagine the punnet square here? You can either be human or a dancer, you can either have soul or be a soldier. So we have the combinations of a human with a soul, a human soldier, a dancer with soul, or a dancer that is a soldier. Man, there’s not a smarter band out there than the Killers. Those guys are philosophers!"
      —Comment on this post. (via seriouslythough)
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    5. Is it bad that I yelled out “fuckyeahsharks” while I was having seks last night?
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    6. (via fuckyeahsharks) For Tommy…

      (via fuckyeahsharks)

      For Tommy…

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    7. Hold up… There’s a Reverse Cup?!?

      How the heck do I get to that???

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    8. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite

      (link)

      And… That’s what she said.

      (via nate)

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    9. technicoloryawn:

      Puppies! Yes, I’m already over the whole TM shenanigan.
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    10. GPAPOSEACIYW - TaraMichelle/LOLZ Edition Ok FINE… My name is really Kesuke (Mr.) Miyagi and I love boobies.

      GPAPOSEACIYW - TaraMichelle/LOLZ Edition

      Ok FINE… My name is really Kesuke (Mr.) Miyagi and I love boobies.

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