How To: Know a Lot About Nothing
A preoccupied vegan named HughPicked up the wrong sandwich to chew
He took a big bite
Before spitting, in fright,
"OMG, WTF, BBQ!"
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Last of the Mohicans - Theme (Full Instrumental)
[14:48] jimramirez: how are you feeling ?? do you need an uplift??
[14:48] jimramirez: (I have a ridiculous song)
[14:48] RRBerroya: whats up yafuckinassho
[14:48] jimramirez: ok, i’m sending it
[14:49] jimramirez: it will blow your mind
[14:49] jimramirez: and you’ll be able to do anything you want :)
[14:50] RRBerroya: haha, WOW
[14:53] jimramirez: let me know if it works
[15:03] RRBerroya: what is this?!
[15:03] RRBerroya: it’s scary
[15:03] RRBerroya: oh jesus
[15:03] RRBerroya: wtf jim
[15:03] RRBerroya: i feel like slaying a dragon
[15:03] jimramirez: hHAHA
[15:03] jimramirez: E
[15:03] jimramirez: X
[15:03] jimramirez: A
[15:03] jimramirez: C
[15:03] jimramirez: T
[15:03] jimramirez: L
[15:03] jimramirez: Y
[15:04] jimramirez: Take the red pill -
- tommy honahan: theeenk gawd ya seen it cause den id look like a fuckinassho
- RBerroya: it took you that long to write that?
- tommy honahan: yeee it deed. big whoop wanna fight about it?
- RBerroya: nooo
- tommy honahan: it looks nice
- tommy honahan: but the only reason it looks hot is cause shes pulling it up on the side
- tommy honahan: so unless ur gonna be doign that the whole time dont get it
- RBerroya: so it's too long?
- tommy honahan: hahah
- RBerroya: and whaddabout dis juan?
- tommy honahan: YES WE HAVE A NEW LANGUAGE TO PLAY WITH
- RBerroya: shuddafux up an look at da dress
- tommy honahan: OH!
- tommy honahan: take it ees
- tommy honahan: ill takuh look at dafuckteen in a sec
- tommy honahan: keep yuh pants on
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For Alia, Beth and Porscha. POP-POP. BOOTY-BOOTY.
Too funny… Thanks JLo. This will totally get me laid.
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Going to class tonight with Alia, Beth and Porscha. I’m sure I’ll look EXACTLY like this. -
If you’ve seen Be Kind Rewind, this will be hilariously awesome.
If you haven’t, you’ll think this is the biggest POS vid you’ve ever seen.
PS. If anyone can get their paws on The Princess Bride (Sweded), send it my way.
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5 Friends: Uncensored
This celebrity PSA is actually pretty awesome and pretty hilarious. It works too… I’m registered to vote and about 5 people read this blog, so I’m set.
The best thing I learned from this PSA?
I have the same kufiya as Jaime Foxx. Yusssssss!
