How To: Know a Lot About Nothing

A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
Picked up the wrong sandwich to chew
He took a big bite
Before spitting, in fright,
"OMG, WTF, BBQ!"



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    1. The other star is Venus. Cool.
      The other star is Venus. Cool.
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    2. caz: lowlife: Moon Over Beersheva.In the skies over Israel tonight, you can see the crescent moon with Jupiter nestled inside it. My camera’s broken, but this picture taken nearby in Rehoboth captures the gist. (via guyatar) I’m so pissy about this…. when I came home this evening the moon looked jut like this… it was breathtaking.  I searched for my tripod and just as I finally found it a friend turned up and I was too polite to say “Hang the fuck on I gotta take a picture”.  I think it was one of those photos I’ll always regret not taking…. Saw this at Magic Kindgom tonight… People were trying to take pics with their little point-and-shoot cameras. Bet those looked real good. /sarcasm

      caz:

      lowlife:

      Moon Over Beersheva.

      In the skies over Israel tonight, you can see the crescent moon with Jupiter nestled inside it. My camera’s broken, but this picture taken nearby in Rehoboth captures the gist. (via guyatar)

      I’m so pissy about this…. when I came home this evening the moon looked jut like this… it was breathtaking.  I searched for my tripod and just as I finally found it a friend turned up and I was too polite to say “Hang the fuck on I gotta take a picture”.  I think it was one of those photos I’ll always regret not taking….

      Saw this at Magic Kindgom tonight… People were trying to take pics with their little point-and-shoot cameras. Bet those looked real good. /sarcasm

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    3. Hogwarts or whatevs
      Hogwarts or whatevs
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    4. Day 3 - Magic Kingdom

      Time to see the rodents...

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    5. folkinz: tina fey in the new issue of vanity fair…click on tina to read the entire article… WOWOWEEWAH

      folkinz:

      tina fey in the new issue of vanity fair…click on tina to read the entire article…

      WOWOWEEWAH

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    6. HONK HONK
      HONK HONK
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    7. Oh hai2u
      Oh hai2u
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    8. I hate this thing
      I hate this thing
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    9. Not Disney-related, but how awesome is Shaq’s twitter??? http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ

      Not Disney-related, but how awesome is Shaq’s twitter???

      http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ

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    10. Day 2 - MGM Studios

      Day 2 and it’s off to MGM Studios! (Day 1 was Epcot. I skipped that on purpose. It sucks.)

      It reminds me of when I was younger (I think 6 or 7)… We were on a family vacation in Cali and all my siblings and I wanted to do was go to Universal Studios. After about an hour of driving and 15 minutes of finding parking, we were finally there. I stood at the front gates and looked straight up to read the “Universal Studios” sign. YUS!

      My dad took one look at the admissions prices and said, “Nuh-uh. Too much. Let’s go.”

      Of course we all started whining… Then my mom punched him in the arm and he finally agreed to pay.

      I don’t have many memories of that day or the attractions we saw. I know we did the whole “Studio Tour” thing and our trolly drove past the “Misery” house (which meant nothing to me since I hadn’t seen the movie). The only other memory I have was the Jaws ride. My dad gave me the window seat, which is exactly where you DON’T want to be if you’re 1) a small child and 2) scared of sharks (or big, scary things popping out at you). Oh, but he knew… He knew exactly what was coming. So when that big ass mother fucking shark jumped out at our boat right towards the section I was sitting in, what does he do? He pushes me closer to said shark.

      I almost shat myself.

      I guess that’s one way to make a lasting memory for your kid.

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