A preoccupied vegan named Hugh Picked up the wrong sandwich to chew He took a big bite Before spitting, in fright, “OMG, WTF, BBQ!” _uacct = "UA-3649828-1"; urchinTracker(); Tumblr (3.0; @roseb4hoes)http://www.roseyberroya.com/<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8GdvxPTjef04edr8ykXEpRrqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>Gangstahttp://www.roseyberroya.com/post/54284540http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/54284540Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:58:44 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8GdvxPTjef03t1rlxdFoPC4ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Side effect of hiding chips: You may not find then until you’re already home from your Vegas trip</p> <p>FAAAAIL.</p>http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/54283257http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/54283257Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:42:00 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8GdvxPTjeewhyairgiuPe5hpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pop quiz, asshole…</p> <p>What do you do when the D Jones (Dow, not Doctor) drops 7.3%, the Asian stock markets plummet, and the country of Iceland defaults?</p> <p>Go to Vegasssss!</p>http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53951594http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53951594Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:07:02 -0500[09:51] RBerroya: heeeeeeeelp [09:51] ryan: you're locked in brody jenner's suite? [09:52] ryan:...http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53950220http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53950220Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:55:04 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9U1VHxUmtRw"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9U1VHxUmtRw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>“Wait, can you do that part again? SLOOOWER.”</p> <p>-Jen</p>http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53830364http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53830364Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:17:15 -0500[13:28] ryan: when do you leave for vegas? [13:29] RBerroya: 2 hours [13:30] ryan: don't forget...http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53825492http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53825492Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:33:45 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=705&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=705&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/><p>HAHA. I love this song.</p> <p>Remind me to buy more comic books.</p>http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53825034http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53825034Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:29:20 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8GdvxPTjeev8d4kmQ5CKIIKIo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Marriage material.http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53820303http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53820303Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:50:56 -0500[15:18] RBerroya: i have a small problem [15:23] LauraBojarskeeet: what?? [15:25] RBerroya: i went...http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53718028http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53718028Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:38:18 -0500“[16:32] tommy honahan: case when col_name1 is null and col_name2 is null then null else...http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53515898http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53515898Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:33:09 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.roseyberroya.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/53506149/8GdvxPTjeesic3fsESgcpJ9a&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Last of the Mohicans - Theme (Full Instrumental)</p> <p>[14:48] jimramirez: how are you feeling ??  do you need an uplift??<br/>[14:48] jimramirez: (I have a ridiculous song)<br/>[14:48] RRBerroya: whats up yafuckinassho<br/>[14:48] jimramirez: ok, i’m sending it <br/>[14:49] jimramirez: it will blow your mind<br/>[14:49] jimramirez: and you’ll be able to do anything you want :)<br/>[14:50] RRBerroya: haha, WOW<br/>[14:53] jimramirez: let me know if it works<br/>[15:03] RRBerroya: what is this?!<br/>[15:03] RRBerroya: it’s scary<br/>[15:03] RRBerroya: oh jesus<br/>[15:03] RRBerroya: wtf jim<br/>[15:03] RRBerroya: i feel like slaying a dragon<br/>[15:03] jimramirez: hHAHA<br/>[15:03] jimramirez: E<br/>[15:03] jimramirez: X<br/>[15:03] jimramirez: A<br/>[15:03] jimramirez: C<br/>[15:03] jimramirez: T<br/>[15:03] jimramirez: L<br/>[15:03] jimramirez: Y<br/>[15:04] jimramirez: Take the red pill</p>http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53506149http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53506149Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:06:43 -0500[13:30] tommy honahan: theeenk gawd ya seen it cause den id look like a fuckinassho [13:31]...http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53503532http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53503532Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:46:50 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8GdvxPTjeeq4vxi4CHPkJgRfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Me + Maggie + kayak = circlez + lolzhttp://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53243469http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53243469Sun, 05 Oct 2008 23:14:41 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=690&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=690&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/>http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53122647http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/53122647Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:31:00 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.roseyberroya.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/52933547/8GdvxPTjeemm7kpjaCrfEbau&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>For Alia, Beth and Porscha. POP-POP. BOOTY-BOOTY.</p> <p>Too funny… Thanks JLo. This will totally get me laid.</p>http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/52933547http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/52933547Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:08:33 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8GdvxPTjeelcikyefkerXVOto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Going to class tonight with Alia, Beth and Porscha. I’m sure I’ll look EXACTLY like this.http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/52796900http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/52796900Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:49:24 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1086801&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1086801&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1086801&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>If you’ve seen <i>Be Kind Rewind</i>, this will be hilariously awesome.</p> <p>If you haven’t, you’ll think this is the biggest POS vid you’ve ever seen.</p> <p>PS. If anyone can get their paws on <i>The Princess Bride (Sweded)</i>, send it my way.</p>http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/52755625http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/52755625Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:33:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0vtHwWReGU0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0vtHwWReGU0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>5 Friends: Uncensored</b></p> <p>This celebrity PSA is actually pretty awesome and pretty hilarious. It works too… I’m registered to vote and about 5 people read this blog, so I’m set.</p> <p>The best thing I learned from this PSA?</p> <p>I have the same kufiya as Jaime Foxx. Yusssssss!</p> <p><a target="_blank" title="ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting" href="http://imageshack.us/"><img src="http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3948/foxxvk2.png" border="0"/></a></p> <p><a target="_blank" title="ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting" href="http://imageshack.us/"><img src="http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/1547/mebi8.jpg" border="0"/></a></p>http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/52668721http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/52668721Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:56:00 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8GdvxPTjeek5gzy2JscZqktro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What poor people eat for dinner…</p> <p>Yes, that’s a mouth mold.</p> <p>Yes, that’s Jake & Amir.</p>http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/52667677http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/52667677Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:44:27 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tg0MZkjJ0eibacm92Af9l8smo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rvl.tumblr.com/post/52463114/via-i38-tinypic-com" target="_blank">rvl</a>:</p> <blockquote>via <a href="http://i38.tinypic.com/2ccqdzb.jpg" target="_blank">i38.tinypic.com</a> </blockquote>http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/52525281http://www.roseyberroya.com/post/52525281Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:08:47 -0500